Contents
- Eilidh McNair: "Crystalline"
- Michelle Souter: "she's a big liar"
- Andrea Sayers: "united biscuits of europe"
- Jen Collins: "stewiebear"
- Ben Robinson: "Cut Hands Has The Solution: William Bennett and Afro Noise"
- Jonny Reding: "Chicken"
- Val Norris: "and we'll dream won't we"
- The Lonely Piper: "FAC 358 Perth Road, Dundee"
- Neil McIntee: "Miniature - number 3"
- Villagestar: "Bless"
- Jill Skulina and Mickey Mallett: "Twins, was their conjoined name"
- Andy Sim: "Safety Tested"
- John Louden and Rob Hunter: "disco beards"