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I propose to show you my cup of tea and tell you how old it is
It must be at least one year old because we moved in at least a year ago
In fact we moved in at least three months more than a year ago
So my cup of tea must be at least fifteen months old
But I think I started keeping it at least three months before we moved
So it must be at least eighteen months old
But before I started making a point of keeping it, it was just lying around for a while
I'd say it had about three weeks worth of mould on it before I started keeping it
So it must be at least eighteen months and three weeks old
I'd say the point that I started keeping it would have been when I put cling film over it and moved it off the table
But maybe we'd already started keeping it before then
I think it probably takes about thirty minutes for a cup of tea to go cold so it was still there after thirty minutes because no one drank it
It stayed there the whole day because no one cleared it up
And the next day was the same, and the next
And after that no one made the decision to clear it away until I decided to start keeping it