Christmas comes in winter season
Good tidings we bring with much good reason
As we make merry and gay and bright
Peace and goodwill sounds about right

So give us our presents, let there be a lot
With booze, perfume and DVDs to be got
And puppies and choccies and kisses and cum
Merry Christmas from Yuck ‘n Yum!

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Cover image by Gayle Meikle
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